Monday, December 3, 2012

And you wonder why I am single...

The writing below is taken directly from the profile of a woman on match.com, in which she describes the type of guy she is looking for.  I am not kidding, this is a direct quote.


"Must be:

Kind, very funny, smart, silly, handsome, strong, physically fit, clean cut, employed, well dressed, good at fixing things around the house, a self-starter, professional, able to take honest criticism and sarcasm, gentle, caring, loving, sweet, and vulnerable. If you don't like to read, have a sociopathic mother or other close relative who is sociopathic or if you are sociopathic, I can tell you right now that we are not compatible."

7 comments:

kat said...

Soooo, you wrote this, right? I mean these are the same qualities you are looking for in a partner

hannah said...

no, not really

evergreen said...

maybe thats bc she is sociopathic

yorkpottery said...

i dont get it? what's the issue. he sounds so perfect

Hanser said...

Can't tell if u joking York?

mom said...

from a non sociopathic mother, yes go for it, bc she's safe!

noah said...

sounds good. sounds like she has had too many crazy guys in her life, which is not surprising considering human nature, or the lower forms of human nature. i wonder whatr percentage of the lower forms make up our soul? different for each person i guess. she is just looking for someone not focused on their lower self. sounds reasonable. hans i think you mostly fit this except the "clean cut" part, "fixing thing around the house," and i'm not sure anout the "vulnerable" part. i'd say that's the most cryptic word in the description. she obviously means it in a good way, as in not with a hard shell, which i think you qualify for her criterion there. so if you can show here that clean cut is not actually as good as rough-cut, and that since you rent instead of own you don't need to like to "fix things around the house," then i think you have a shot.